My life became so much nicer as of yesterday, no matter how decrepitly old you are, you have to fumble through your wallet/purse to produce your id so you can buy beer/cigarettes. I think law abiding citizens should be required to have scan-able id's incorporated into all there clothing, this should at least keep the line at the check out moving. When we as lock-stepping citizens become complacent with the current corrective actions by the 'state' to keep its citizens under control the next corrective step will be required chips implanted in our bodies. These chips will have all our stats in them and they will be able to track you from a satellite from space! Not only that when you drag yourself into an establishment to purchase your cig's/beer all the clerk has to do is check the screen in front of them to see if you are even human! I do feel some more secure every day... I only buy the cig's for Michelle and the kids across the street and the beer for me. However there is even more coming and that is an innovation in missiles. Somewhere deep inside a mountain there is a small group of "top" government scientists working on a tiny missile that can be fired from a stationary orbit space platform. This missile can be fired and it will seek a certain implanted chip and take out its target. This missile will enter the body of its victim and rip the body to pieces; it is called HEM's, Human Eradication Missiles. These missiles are only the size of a sewing needle!
Bye,
Mike
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